zillytime:

apparently theres this game where your like, god or something, you can cause natural disasters, help the poeple grow crops, whatever. it’s called black and white. apparently it goes through your computer files and finds the most used name, your name, between 12 am and 5 am the game whispers it, kinda like makes you think youve got mad with power or something. isnt that creepy!?

STOP! Hammertime!

institutokierkegaard:

Howdy, folks!

As some of you might already know, I am creating Sburb, a multiplayer action-platformer-RPG hybrid where you can create your own Fankid and explore the Homestuck universe with your friends in a brand new storyline.

After getting lots of crazy ass weapons submitted and added to Sburb, it’s Hammertime!

image

(high quality version: http://imgur.com/7nkYcPE )

So, once again, the rules!

  1. Your hammer should have the SAME GRIP SIZE as the example hammer! For those who don’t know, the grip is where you hold the damn thing. It should also have the same rotation (weapon tilted to the left, hammerhead on top.) You must also keep the Hammer’s rotation!
  2. You must keep the image size! Do not change it, please.
  3. Make sure it’s transparent.
  4. Try to somewhat follow the Homestuck art style. :b
  5. Send the image file to camirving@outlook.com (my email) and if you wish, include information about the weapon.
  6. You may include its DAMAGE, KNOCKBACK, ATTACK SPEED, RARITY, NAME, RANGE, STAMINA CONSUMPTION and its COMBO INTERVAL. Do NOT use numbers; instead, use things like “High damage, low knockback, average attack speed”. 
  7. Combo Interval = How many seconds does the player has to press the attack button again and start a combo with that weapon? High Combo Intervals means that the weapon is quite easy to use, while smaller combo intervals make the weapon harder to use due to the timing. Once again, do not use numbers!

If you wish to submit something else, check my tumblr homepage for links.

Friendly reminder: I am going to add every single weapon you guys give me. BRING DOWN THE HAMMERS!

tagged: #sburb 

sofluffia:

Did they just disappear a troll out of this plane of existence?

I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?
Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
tagged: #please 
seductivecronus:

partifoul:

birchsoda:

nazmat:

hotanimebabe:

straight dudes 100 percent of their lives

I didn’t think people like this actually existed

Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.

the no homo sapiens

NO HOMO SAPIENS

seductivecronus:

partifoul:

birchsoda:

nazmat:

hotanimebabe:

straight dudes 100 percent of their lives

I didn’t think people like this actually existed

Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.

the no homo sapiens


NO HOMO SAPIENS

caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire



Track: Rolling Girl
Artist: Hatsune Miku
tagged: #vocaloid 

owlmylove:

the gradual domination of the Welcome to Night Vale fandom, part 2

tagged: #wtnv  #jfc 

aradiamara:

I love how the greatest joke in anime history is even joked about in anime.